Gus, on why interspecies erotica is wrong.

Yeah, I suppose, but I don't even know a monkey...besides I couldn't do that. P.E.T.A. would not approve.

Gus, on why I wouldn't like his lap dances.

About those dances? Well, unless you want to see your lunch all over me, we shouldn't talk about it anymore! : )

Gus's reasons why he doesn't have the HIV

Well, no, because you have to have "relations" w/ another human being to contract that. I don't even relate to a majority of this species, let alone mate w/ them.