Monday, March 30, 2009

Tubesteak: not just for breakfast.

I've really put some thought into it, and if I could stay home half the time, I'd open up a dick-sucking stand.
I'd just pretend I was sucking salt water out of a garden hose.

Just kidding.
Kinda.

"You dirty little doe, I'll make your hooves curl up!"

3 comments:

Alyson said...

I laughed out loud at this...got me in trouble. Hahaha...

AEW said...

That is AWESOME. I would be your best customer. Unfortunately, my girlfriend has recently notified me that she does not do such a thing anymore.

Sally-Sal said...

OWO:
Thanks, Champ ;)

AEW:
You should sue her. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

Whatever it says about my character, I'd much rather suck dick for a living than work in fast food.
Just sayin.