I found an old text message exchange on my phone from my brother.
Sal: I just saw an old episode of "OZ" on the dvr. The caption was something like this: Sister Pete thinks of relinquishing her vows for Killer Keller.
Brother: She could only take seeing his hog swinging so long before she had to take a bite. Freaky ass catholic bitches.
Brother: What time are we having Thanksgiving?
Chris Keller: Yeah Falwell, the reverend somebody says twinky dink or whatever his name is, he's a butt pirate.
Augustus Hill: That’s nuts, listen you gotta have a, a cock to be gay.
Chris Keller: Where does it say you gotta have a cock to be gay? All you need is a mouth so you can suck cock