1. Would you trade in your boyfriend/husband's best quality (sense of humor, honesty blah crap blah) for all the money in the world?
I don't have a boyfriend, but no. I'd never trade anyone's best quality for money. Sense of humor, wit, integrity, and strength of character are the only currency that mean anything to me.
2. What famous actress would play you in the story of your life and who would play me? I'm very important.
My choice would be Ashley Judd. I think she's beautiful, strong, and has a lot of heart. You would be played by Arj Barker, because a) he has facial hair (which I find sexy) b) he's hilarious and c) he looks like he could be ze debbil, and I find that hot.
3. When a girl says "not tonight, I have a headache." What is really up with that and why can't you just take some damn tylenol? It's maximum strength you know.
I have never said that in my life. I would probably sex you up even with a bear trap on my leg, and porcupine quills sticking out of my face.
4. What is the number one song you do not want anyone to know you absolutely love?
I wanna sex you up -- Color Me Badd.
5. Carmen San Diego. World traveler or just a bitch that loves then leaves you?
Both. She's a world travelling bitch who leaves you. But where in the world is Carmen San Diego?