"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
At least this time it's without his penis, right?! Always something to be grateful for :) Ahh, Jensen Ackles ... He just has to smile to the camera and my bra jumps off by itself.
it seems like all in the blogs i read, women are talking about stalker ex's. this has got me paranoid and i'm thinking back through all my breakups, trying to think if i've ever been a stalker ex. i think usually i just wanted to get as far away as possible as soon as possible.
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Oh...was this from Tim??
You guessed it.
From the bad grammar...of course it's Tim. Plus, it smells of desperation like you wouldn't believe.
This is wrong on so many levels Tim, not merely the sentiment itself but the awful grammatical expression of your feelings.
This is wrong on so many levels Tim, not merely the sentiment itself but the awful grammatical expression of your feelings.
At least this time it's without his penis, right?! Always something to be grateful for :)
Ahh, Jensen Ackles ... He just has to smile to the camera and my bra jumps off by itself.
Ah Tim! I think its time for Sal to slap you...
With a restraining order.
Is it wrong that she wants to put your story on psycho letters from men? I think not.
I saw and I thought he was Jensen Ackles, I just about scream but sadly he wasn't. :(
Oh hell, I still would done him.
btw, I'm talking about that dude I met, not creepy Tim.
the only thing sprint does right is allow pictures of airbrushed bass fish on pickups through!
Good God this guy CAN'T be that dense.
Lucky lady's got herself a stalker... Yum. Nothing sexier than illiteracy.
Incidentally, I fucking love you, Sal. If you want, I could stalk you, too. You know, to even out the genders.
Jerrod:
Desperation, and old spice!
mysterg:
I doubt Tim knows anything about 'making sweet love'. Here's a guy who is going to spend a lot of nights warming up his turtle pettin' hand.
ladytruth:
I like the way you think! And yes, Jensen Ackles is one gorgeous piece of man.
OWO:
Lol... If I threatened him with a restraining order, I think in tim speak it would equal = a document forever connecting us. Aka marriage. Ugh.
Anna G:
I wish! I would ignore the bad grammar in Mr. Ackles, but no one else ;)
Mr. C:
Word! I love that picture. I got one the other day (cell phone, sadly) of "Trailer Park Pimp".
Imnotbenny:
I take it you've never been to Oklahoma?
There are a lot of guys who are that dense.
Not all, but a lot.
girl with the pink teacup:
If you stalked me, it wouldn't really be stalking. That would be enjoyment.
I fucking love you too :o)
it seems like all in the blogs i read, women are talking about stalker ex's. this has got me paranoid and i'm thinking back through all my breakups, trying to think if i've ever been a stalker ex. i think usually i just wanted to get as far away as possible as soon as possible.
Jeff:
He's not even an ex. He's a 'never was'.
At the minimum, Tim is creative in his efforts. Poor fool.
oh dear. oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. give it up tim. just give it up.
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