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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I think I've dated this guy

Posted by Sally-Sal at 1:37 PM 8 comments:
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This is for real. This time I mean it, I'm coming clean. Please don't let go.
I said from the start, that you could take it or leave it.
I'd prefer that you keep it. Don't let go.

Tim's awesome beer pong advice...

Be the ball, Sally. Be. The. Ball.
Also, use some Karate Kid style sweep kicks to distract your opponents.

Charley says...

I'll let you know if casey's line helped me get any play from the ladies...
you already know the answer to that...
yes, of course...
The old doorways in the middle of the halls ... he tried to swing on one right before the final bell rang...

His hands slipped off and BOOM...

Nish says...

Like a baby huh?
Sal, I've been meaning to have a little talk with you.
There really is no stork that delivers babies.

It's like this...when a man and a woman are deeply in love....there are some birds flying around....and then the bees come.....

Maybe we should let your mom have this talk with you.

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