Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I think I've dated this guy

9 comments:

Kristine said...

A few years back, I definitely went through those 600 questions eHarmony asks you only to be told, about 2 hours later, than I was unmatchable.

Lovely.

Sally-Sal said...

I tried doing the Eharmony thing, but after meeting the guy who photoshopped pictures of me kissing his dick (and I posted those pictures somewhere on here) I just thought it would be for the best to cancel my membership.

I can find crazy on my own :o)

Brian said...

What they need to invent is a site that somehow partners the 99% of dudes who are just looking for sex online with the 1% of girls looking for sex online....AND...the 99% of women looking for relationships with the 1% of guys looking for the same.

Mr. Condescending said...

haha i am in sales, and not too long ago, i was at a single womans house and she kept hitting on me. Then her neighbor friend stopped by and they were talking in the next room while i was filling out paperwork...her friend asked her about her new boyfriend, and asked where they met, the girl said 'eharmony' really quiet and quick so I wouldnt hear. It was very funny

AEW said...

Sweet

otherworldlyone said...

Ditto on the "I can find crazy on my own".

I guess I watch too much TV, but everytime I've thought about joining one of those sites I get this mental picture of some guy chasing me across a parking lot and braining me with his laptop. Or...picking his nose at dinner...which is really just as bad, right?

Sally-Sal said...

Brian:
That'd be like the nascar of dating sites.
Fast, sweaty, and if you miss a turn, it will fuck your shit up.
Maybe.

Mr. C:
Your milkshake brings all the girls to eharmony and you're like "no, I won't be yo man"

AEW:
Indeed.

OWO:
Picking the nose whilst in the company of others is GROSS! I freaked out once when a date picked his nose, then placed that hand on my shoulder. I jumped away like he tazed me in the ass piece.

Jerrod said...

I think eHarmony failed to pick up what I was trying to say....which is that I'm a catch.

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