Wednesday, May 6, 2009

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

10 comments:

Mr. Condescending said...

whats the difference between a woman and a battery? A battery has a positive side.

Sally-Sal said...

How do you know when it's time to do dishes?
You look in your pants, and if you have a dick, it's not time to do the fucking dishes.

Mr. Condescending said...

ok I can't top that one!

Jerrod said...
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Jerrod said...

i know you have heard this one.... but what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice..............................................(crickets).......


your mom.

Brian said...

Good one(s).

otherworldlyone said...

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it to you.

Sally-Sal said...

Jerrod:
I still laughed at that one.

Brian:
Thanks!

OWO:
My all time fave is : It's not domestic violence, just a little 'home correction'.

Kristine said...

I told my husband the dishes one; i knew he'd find it hilarious :)

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