"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
whats the difference between a woman and a battery? A battery has a positive side.
How do you know when it's time to do dishes?You look in your pants, and if you have a dick, it's not time to do the fucking dishes.
ok I can't top that one!
i know you have heard this one.... but what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice..............................................(crickets).......your mom.
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened when she brings it to you.
Jerrod:I still laughed at that one.Brian:Thanks!OWO:My all time fave is : It's not domestic violence, just a little 'home correction'.
I told my husband the dishes one; i knew he'd find it hilarious :)
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