"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
i know you have heard this one.... but what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice..............................................(crickets).......
9 comments:
whats the difference between a woman and a battery? A battery has a positive side.
How do you know when it's time to do dishes?
You look in your pants, and if you have a dick, it's not time to do the fucking dishes.
ok I can't top that one!
i know you have heard this one.... but what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice..............................................(crickets).......
your mom.
Good one(s).
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it to you.
Jerrod:
I still laughed at that one.
Brian:
Thanks!
OWO:
My all time fave is : It's not domestic violence, just a little 'home correction'.
I told my husband the dishes one; i knew he'd find it hilarious :)
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