"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
Kick-ass name for a band.
I was obsessed with the muppet band when I was younger.

I swear that the guy with the gold front is the voice of Zatarain's. (Jazz it up!)
The blue muppet always kind of scared me. Maybe it's his resemblance to this guy :

Janice, the blond chick, reminded me of Chrissy Snow from Three's Company. Except Janice's voice sounded like she was vadge deep in quaaludes.
Animal, of course, was my favorite. He was rock material. Poor grammar, crazy wild eyes. Piss him off and he'd trash your hotel room and shit on a tarp. Good times.
I also had a deep and meaningful relationship with Flint, from the G.I. Joe squad. He may've been a 35-ish man, while I was only 8-ish at the time, but that's okay. There aren't any laws about an eight year old girl having a deep and meaningful relationship with a cartoon 35 year old.

Our love was ahead of it's time, that's all.
If you haven't seen this little gem yet, you're welcome:
Porkchop Sandwiches
I was obsessed with the muppet band when I was younger.

I swear that the guy with the gold front is the voice of Zatarain's. (Jazz it up!)
The blue muppet always kind of scared me. Maybe it's his resemblance to this guy :

Janice, the blond chick, reminded me of Chrissy Snow from Three's Company. Except Janice's voice sounded like she was vadge deep in quaaludes.
Animal, of course, was my favorite. He was rock material. Poor grammar, crazy wild eyes. Piss him off and he'd trash your hotel room and shit on a tarp. Good times.
I also had a deep and meaningful relationship with Flint, from the G.I. Joe squad. He may've been a 35-ish man, while I was only 8-ish at the time, but that's okay. There aren't any laws about an eight year old girl having a deep and meaningful relationship with a cartoon 35 year old.

Our love was ahead of it's time, that's all.
If you haven't seen this little gem yet, you're welcome:
Porkchop Sandwiches
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