Miguel McCoy. That wasn’t his real name, just what we called him.
Miguel could fuck up a wet dream.
How he ever made it to tech support, I’ll never know. They had to put at least three desks between him and his co-workers. He didn’t have an inside voice.
The best thing he ever said was to a customer that he was supposed to reassure.
“Yes, ma’am, having a firewall is like having a lock on your door to keep burglars out.”
“But, you know, “he continued on, “if a burglar really wants to get into your house, he will.”
Thanks to Mr. London Street and Bag Lady for the original 100 word post idea.