"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
Wait - I thought that was the FIRST commandment...
Translation of the Prayer of Saint Arnold (a genuine Catholic prayer):
Bless, O Lord, this creature beer, that Thou hast been pleased to bring forth from the sweetness of the grain: that it might be a salutary remedy for the human race: and grant by the invocation of Thy holy name, that, whosoever drinks of it may obtain health of body and a sure safeguard for the soul. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.
There were actually two Saint Arnolds, but since both were involved with beer does it really matter who prayed first? :)
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Psssst. You're sexy and invincible WITHOUT beer.
Wait - I thought that was the FIRST commandment...
Translation of the Prayer of Saint Arnold (a genuine Catholic prayer):
Bless, O Lord, this creature beer, that Thou hast been pleased to bring forth from the sweetness of the grain: that it might be a salutary remedy for the human race: and grant by the invocation of Thy holy name, that, whosoever drinks of it may obtain health of body and a sure safeguard for the soul. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.
There were actually two Saint Arnolds, but since both were involved with beer does it really matter who prayed first? :)
I second that! Glad you're back writing - I've missed you! Just caught up and I hope things are better for you. Here's to a great 2009!
Hey, listen! Not more long breaks for you! Get busy and let us know what's goin' on!
Hope your New Year was great.
OC:
I'm not able to read your blog...
Things are much better. I got over that initial feeling sorry for myself, and now I am fabulous :o)
OWO:
My New Years started off slow, but I ended up kissing a boy and a girl. That made me laugh a lot the next day when I remembered it.
Hahaha! You could be my bad habit twin!
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