When I was in highschool, there were a couple of brothers who were on the varsity baseball team.
When it came time to order jackets, the Eastman brothers decided that the youngest brother would get his first initial on his letterman jacket, and the older Eastman would just get his lastname.
What happened next created one of the most coveted pieces of jacketry ever.
When I saw the younger Eastman, (Brad) wearing his jacket, I immediately wanted it. It was badass. See for yourself:
Who wouldn't want to be seen in a jacket proudly proclaiming that you were a fucking Beastman?
After that sheer awesomeness of that jacket, I started thinking. What if the Eastmans had a short brother named Larry?
Or a brother named Frank who loved Thanksgiving?
Or a cousin Yancy, who had a way of attracting skanky chicks? (Or, as Mr. London Street would say 'poorly tended lady petals'.)
But, I think what the Eastmans were really missing was someone they'd never met. And just for this post, I've taken the liberty of making Mighty Hunter an honorary Eastman. Mostly because of his initials. You're welcome, Mighty Hunter, you're welcome.
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I think I love you a little bit, Sal. :D
Also? Totally true. ;-)
I personally love that you found a way to use the name Yancy in this post. LOVE IT!
Following in the Mighty Hunter's wake - I think I love you a little bit too Sal.
Pretty crafty there, Sal. I like it. ;P
F'in awesome.
I want a Beastman.
Excellent! :D
Dang.
I got in trouble one time for watching a movie called Breastmen.
Woo.
That's a TMI Post.
Thanks!
Hahaha Sal this is HILARIOUS! I was not prepared to laugh but I couldn't help it.
Now that was some funny shit.
ahhhh.... breast.
carry on dear...
it's not just ladies who get the yeastie thing you know...
Effin Beastman!
I want a logo with that!
Lordy, that was hilarious. My last name is Humphrey and my first initial is A. My letterman jacket would have been obscene.
this made me laugh out loud...Beastman..only slightly better than Yeastman.
Comment reply: You mean at the end of Blair Witch right? Where some dude stood in the corner facing the wall. I remember that being my favorite part actually. :)
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Yeah, that part. I got up to get popcorn during the explanation of the corner thing, so it didn't make sense :P
It was epic! Okay it's too old to remember well, but still.
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