"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
Monday, March 30, 2009
Tubesteak: not just for breakfast.
I've really put some thought into it, and if I could stay home half the time, I'd open up a dick-sucking stand. I'd just pretend I was sucking salt water out of a garden hose.
Just kidding. Kinda.
"You dirty little doe, I'll make your hooves curl up!"
3 comments:
I laughed out loud at this...got me in trouble. Hahaha...
That is AWESOME. I would be your best customer. Unfortunately, my girlfriend has recently notified me that she does not do such a thing anymore.
OWO:
Thanks, Champ ;)
AEW:
You should sue her. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Whatever it says about my character, I'd much rather suck dick for a living than work in fast food.
Just sayin.
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