All hail The Mad Olive

So, I have a big crush on The Mad Olive. After much deliberation, and a few veiled promises of boobage, er, handshakes, he has agreed to do a guest post.

Just a little taste:







“Dude, what happened to you last night?” A Master in Houdinism always makes cool shit up. Say 4 chicks picked you up, you crushed 10 Monster Burgers, or got into a fight with 3 midgets. Whatever you say, make it cooler sounding than falling down a 15-ft ravine into the mud





Cinco de Mayo, 2008…After a long day of binge drinking $8 beers at Busch Stadium, we decided that NO Mexican Independence is complete without Tequilla. No, I am not racial profiling, I happen to celebrate tequilla most of the year.





“It was a random night, and I had just traveled home from college for winter break. Upon arriving at my parent’s house we had dinner and I started drinking. Why not? School was out, it’s a Monday, and I crush whiskey. Any problems with that?




On Wine:

White wines are typically paired with white fish, chicken, and pork. No man should ever order white fish, chicken, or pork off a menu. Men Eat Steak. REMEMBER: Men drink kick-you-in-the-face red wine with steak.

Therefore, like previously stated, white wines are for girls. So, you should be knowledgeable enough to order a glass that compliments her dinner.

*Exception: On a hot day, it is acceptable for a man to chug white wine, but the bottle may last no longer than 30 minutes. Otherwise, you are not a man…

In conclusion, we could go much more in depth about this subject. But all you really need to know about wine are the differences between Red and White. I suggest you spend the majority of your time learning about whiskey, beer, and golf…